January 2011
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Indie Dubstep? WTF?
*Pic unrelated
Indie Dubstep i hear you say, what is this nonsense.
That would have been my reaction yesterday, but Crystal Fighters have proved me wrong. They be damned awesome.
I haven’t written for a while it seems. Probably about a week. I guess it’s cause I had exams. And thought wasnt something that was coming easy, other than relating for Kepler’s law and...
Biggie Smalls managed without an A-level in...
SUPER NINTENDO, SEGA GENESIS
WHEN I WAS DEAD BROKE, MAN I COULDN’T PICTURE THIS
50 INCH SCREEN, MONEY GREEN LEATHER SOFA
GOT TWO RIDES, A LIMOUSINE WITH A CHAUFFEUR
PHONE BILL ABOUT TWO G’S FLAT
NO NEED TO WORRY, MY ACCOUNTANT HANDLES THAT
AND MY WHOLE CREW IS LOUNGIN’
CELEBRATIN’ EVERY DAY, NO MORE PUBLIC HOUSIN’
THINKIN’ BACK ON MY ONE-ROOM...
:O ill be Skiing on Feb 14th!
Now i’ll be spending it alone in ANOTHER country! Not much loss, i guess.
Genuinely good scene in US Skins.
i write this as occurs, it can still be ended by the shitty acting of the children. But the scene of the crazy nan explain her lesbianism and troubles was genuinely good.
Oh, wait Ruined, but the next scene. With creepy looking Michele and stupid writing.
But of course, all the lesbian needs is some good hetero sex and she’ll magically turn straight.
ah well, one more day till...
Bitches Gone Bitch.
Scientifically proven. Although he was nicer about it. And had a nicer name; de Gozeman! Fancy. That was my interpretation!
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/04/04/AR2007040401721.html
Old, but still amazing /not amazing.
I think it’s worth noting, All of the children tried to stop, only the parents scooted them away.
Bullet eaten by Rat.
Angela: Surely you can just wait for nature to take it's course?
Hodgins: Do you have ANY idea how tight a rat's rectum is?
Angela: ....Please tell me you dont...
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70 Cats and a smelly house.
I can see how easy it would be to become a crazy cat person.
Although, tbh, i probably am already. They just know and always worm their way to disrupt your work! and always make you happy :)
Im crazy. Ima grow old lonely with a million cats. And im okay with that. Vet bills might get expensive though…
Hodgins: Someone ran me down with a car!
Bones: We knew that already...
Hodgins: Yeah, but now we've proved it and I find i'm REALLY annoyed!
"You like spacial disorientation, don't you"
I still haven’t said a word all day. To a human, anyway. But I hardly think waving my fingers over my Beau and saying “DANCCINGG PHALANNGGEESS” in weird voices counts as engaging conversation.
Another day inside my head. Woo… It’s not very nice in here. I would like to leave it.
Not in a worrying, morbid way but rather that I need to get out of the rain and...
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How will I ever escape the labyrinth.
I’m Sitting with Belle, on my 3rd pack of Bourbon biscuits, watching repeats of Jeremy Kyle in my boxers. I think it is reasonable to judge what kind of day and how the last five have been. I say 5, I mean 4 because I Can’t count/have lost track of time.
I’ve been at home for four days. Barring a 40min lesson (1hr but I was late) and a hasty return home on Thursday. I’ve...
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Singing.
So, I was sitting in my living room with my sister and my mum. Minding my own Business listening to Placebo, singing along. Only i was forgetting the publicness and the lyrics of “Slackerbitch”.
Quick Extract,
“Slacker bitch, fag hag whore.
Looks real cute, her lips are sore.
Slacker bitch, fag hag whore.
Suck a motherfucking whore”
I guess it makes sense now the...
“It is very sad to me that some people are so intent on leaving their mark on the...”
– John Green. (via owlssayhooot)
I made an about page.
Maybe now i wont feel so anonymous when i talk to people.
Dear 12 year old sister.
PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLESASSEEEE top referring to the cats as “Pussy”… please. Just, please…
Way too many innuendos for me to handle, especially when said by my little sister :(
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"It's the Damned Liberal Media!"
But you ARE the Liberal media, Fox News.
Strange to say, but they ARE liberals. Liberals believe heavily in constitutions, capitalism, free trade, representative democracies, and secular society. Maybe Fox news doesn’t believe that last one, but still…
This sort of thing makes you wonder about the great Hypocrisy of America or at a large amount of Americans. The idea of ‘The...
"joys of teen sex"
I missed this yesterday. I should have missed it FOREVER.
Cutting to a scene of a penis being pierced LITERALLY made me vomit.
not so much Joys, rather, disgustingness.
Injections and piercings. Why did i watch this show. :(
...No Ticket.
1989 Special Effects were quite something. Ageing a man to a skeleton in 5 seconds, healing wounds (no one wondered what happened to the bullet).
I said I wouldn’t write, I don’t know why I am. Maybe it’s because I’m tired, and angry, and depressed. I would literally punch David Cameron in the face if I saw him in the street. I’d accept the assault charges. You too...
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"You're twice as likely to survive in France of...
FRANCE PAY MORE MONEY TO THEIR HEALTHCARE YOU FUCK-TARD! Tory piece of shit!
I said i wouldnt write. but im writing about healthcare-
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My Attendance is getting ridiculous now.
I had a whole day of lessons today. Only one of them was relevant to my exams tomorrow :S Sleeping in and eventually drudging to school on what is now a relatively nice day but as Stephen Fry puts it; it was a dark and rainy day in my head.
After I’d finished my early lesson I got myself some food and made inappropriate jokes for the next 20 minutes that was break, I set about some work....
Like a Spoof!
I’m vaugly liking it because it seems like a realllyyyyyyyy shit Spoof and cause it reminds me of the original.
also, why does “Effy” look like a fucking zombie!?
US Skins
I may have to watch it now. Apparently its awful! just what i thought, but still; could be good for a few laughs.
Its not like i have exams 2morw or anything :S
Belle has the right idea I think.
Sleep.
Dear Sleep,
Where did it all go wrong? When did me and you fall out? Please can we get back together? For my sake, at least.
Sincerely,
Sleep deprived.
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Today was a long day. Strange considering that it was so short. I guess that’s true of all miserable Mondays. Zeus was in a bad mood it seems, maybe Hera caught him with a...
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Yo, Davy C; Suck my balls.
I’ll Take that as a yes.
Privatise my My Healthcare and Education- We’ll burn you at the steak. Look at Tunisia, They didnt like their guy.
you have no mandate for what youre doing, you massive sack of shit.
Apologies for language, I just hope he dies. preferably while driving Thatcher somewhere.